What Surgeons Think!!
Next time you have surgery, you'll know what they're saying!!
|Five surgeons are taking
a coffee break.
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon says: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside THEM is
4th surgeon says: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless,
gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the
conversation, says "I like engineers.... they always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end."